sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
being pregnant is like rehab
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
dude. I can hear the air.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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