didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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