I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Randomize
