Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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