So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My pussy is not your playground.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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