I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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