I'm lost and stupid without you.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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