i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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