Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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