we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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