Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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