The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My dick has a subreddit
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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