Non-Jews are for practice
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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