don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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