it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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