I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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