Dual....:-)
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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