You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Shame is for Republicans.
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