i will never coherently bang her
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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