plz talk dirty to me
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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