Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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