you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
