i just google imaged poop.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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