Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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