I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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