he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I am mentally ready for anal.
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