You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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