All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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