How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
foreskin is a definite game changer
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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