she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
There's even glitter on my cock...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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