Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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