If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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