bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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