I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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