that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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