do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my sisters under your porch take her home
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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