Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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