I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You were trust falling into bushes
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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