I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Randomize
