What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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