What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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