I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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