just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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