Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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