in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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