in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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