I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
