i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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