'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
There was a lot of him and a little penis
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize