I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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