oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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