I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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