what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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