i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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